STOLEN FROM

[X]You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you. (Glueguns)
[X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Just the other day)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (All the time)
[X] You have run into a tree/bush. (I guessing a chainlink fence counts)
[ ] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Its not.)
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (I know better then to fall for your tricks!)
[X] You never knew that the Alophabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (HOLLY SHIT THEY DO!)
[X] You just sang them to make sure. (....)
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Who hasnt?)
[X] You have choked on your own spit. (... yes.)

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (Its JESUS. JUST LIKE THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA! ONLY THE MATRIX IS BETTER!)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (Just to see if its possible)
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (Catipilers.)
[X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[X] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (I dont realize it, but aperently Im loud 0_o)

TOTAL: 4

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (ONLY MY 9S!!!)
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Ewwwww)
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. (Not tell the end of the day and my mom tells me)
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Im always looking for things in my hands)

TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (I try and fail)
[X] The word “um” is used frequently.
[X] You don’t know what “um” means. (It means something!?)
[ ] You say “what” and “huh” a lot. (I dont think I do...)
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 4

GRAND TOTAL: 25

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally Ill.


Makes me smile because my doctor deamed my brain 'Totaly Normal'!